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Stuck for gift ideas to fill your mans stocking this Christmas?

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Below is a few of our favourite stocking fillers for men this Christmas.

Racing grannies – Possibly the best wind-up toy ever invented, the Racing Grannies are to geriatric speedway what Ferrari is to Formula One. As anyone who has been on the receiving end of a Zimmer-frame will know, grannies are formidable movers with legendary stamina, and these delightful wind-ups are testament to their endurance. With expressions of steely determination and complete with go-faster cardigans, these two are just a few winds away from the race of their lives. It’s time to have your own Grand National! http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/racing-grannies.html

Arse Face Soap – **** Face Soap is a hilarious bar of soap that’s sure to add some fun to your bathroom. **** Face Soap is a generous size with a fresh scent; clearly stating which side of the soap should be hygienically used for certain areas of your body!

This is a very funny gift for guys who do not have cleanliness at the top of their priority list and, let’s face it; there are a lot of them out there.http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/arse-face-soap.html

Jim’ll fix it badge – If you grew up in the ’70 or ’80 chances are that you grew up watching Jimmy Savile on the BBC’s Jim’ll Fix It show. Every week thousand of hopeful kids and grown ups alike would put pen to paper and compose their begging letters: “Dear Jim, will you fix it for me to spend a night in an igloo / be a pantomime horse / drive a crane… (You get the idea)” The show often received over 3,000 letters a day! Jim would “fix it” for several lucky children’s wishes to come true each week, this usually involved such treats as watching a troupe of Cub Scouts eating their entire packed lunch on a roller coater (and then being sick!) or similar, and finally the lucky participants would be presented with a “Jim fixed it for me” medal, the famous Jim’ll Fix It Badge! Well now after all these years we can finally put things right… in association with Sir Jimmy Savile himself… Jim’ll Fix It Soap On A Rope (or a ribbon to more accurate), just like the real thing only crafted from finest soap!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/jim-ll-fix-it-soap-on-a-rope.html

USB cup warmer – In case you didn’t know, the USB Cup Warmer is the hottest thing to hit the office since the water cooler. Pun intended, folks. “But what is it?” I hear the simpler of you ask. It’s easy. It’s a metal plate that plugs into your computer. You put your tea or coffee on it. Your hot drink stays hot. No need for plugs or batteries. Genius. You’re not crazy. You like hot drinks and you like to drink them at the intended temperature. Why do your co-workers, friends and family insist on bothering you when you’re trying to drink them? I don’t know, but I do know that the USB Cup Warmer will mean you never suffer the misfortune of cold hot drinks ever again. The perfect present for yourself or anyone at all! http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/work-gift/usb-cup-warmer.html

Ball scratcher – The Executive Ball Scratcher is every gentleman’s executive dream. Ball Scratcher’s do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself: Scratch their balls!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/executives-ball-scratcher.html

Booby stress relievers – The **** Stress Chest is the brand-new improvement on the classic booby stress reliever. Tired hands? Aching wrists? Stressed out? These ***** will gently soothe your body and mind back to chilled out bliss!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/boob-stress-relievers.html

Pretty Polly swearing parrot – Good old Not So Pretty Polly. Our boy’s living proof that if you shouldn’t always say the first thing that pops into your head. You’ve got to be so careful what you say these days, but luckily for us Polly the Insulting Parrot isn’t, and lets them rip with one insensitive and rude wisecrack after another. http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/men/not-so-pretty-polly-swearing-parrot.html

Orgasmatron – Orgasmatron Head Massager is truly amazing. It doesn’t look much, some say it looks a little weird but it really does give you surprising sensations. Within seconds it can give you goose bumps, hairs on the back of your neck stand up, your spine tingles and you can feel trance states of ecstasy. The feeling the Orgasmatron head massager gives you is pure excitement. Consider it “exercise for the hairs on the back of your neck. “The Orgasmatron’s smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp, sending sparkling sensations thru your entire body.http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/orgasmatron-head-massager.html

Potty Putter – Introducing Potty Putter! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom. If you’re a golfer who can’t get enough practice time, then Potty Putter is for you! Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before – in the bathroom!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/men/potty-putter.html

Finger drums – Now you can be the ultimate office enemy…..just keep practicing your drum rolls in important meetings…or when someone is trying to pour their heart out to you!! Fingers are used instead of sticks with this superb tiny electronic drum kit. Each replica drum is touch sensitive and plays a digital drum sound when touched. It even includes a cymbal, and a bass drum with pedal.http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/finger-drums.html

To see our full range of fabulous Christmas gift ideas please click below

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If you need any other information please email me sarah@findmeagift.co.uk

Murtuza Abbas asked:


If you want to gain attention of your prospects, then this might be the most important letter you’ll ever read.

If you want to make yourself rememberable to your prospects, then I urge you to read this article — immediately.

If you’re sick and tired of getting yourself lost in the crowd and wanna stick your image in the subconscious of your prospective customer, then here’s good news–

Now you can apply some unique styles to your picture on your website that will make yourself unique from others.

If you want to attract more new prospects… and I mean TONS of them, I’ve got great news for you. Now there are some powerful, inexpensive new ways to make yourself unique and present yourself on your website.

All of these styles might not suit your website, but you can pick up one or two of them and get started as per the theme of your website. Here YOU Go…

Style 1 – A Unique Hair Style.

Use a unique hair style. You could style your hair to stand straight up like you’re frightened of someone or use a wig to wear a mohawk or huge fuzzy hair.

Style 2 – Polish Your Hair with a Bright Color.

Color your hair with a bright color. You could color it pink, blue, purple, green, etc. You could even make it match your web site’s colors.

Style 3 – Draw Lines on Your Pic.

Draw lines on your picture. You could draw a black eye or mustache on it before you scan and upload it to your web site. This will give it a unique presence.

Style 4 – Wear Glasses.

Put on silly glasses. You could put on spring like glasses, oversized colorful glasses, spinning glasses, or even 3D glasses. Make yourself memorable.

Style 5 – Attract Attention with Your Clothes.

Wear unique clothes. You could wear a cool bright suit, a costume outfit, a weird tie or a bathing suit.

Style 6 – A Unique ****** Expression.

Make a weird ****** expression. You could stick your tongue out, push your face together, make your eyes big, look like you’re angry, etc.

Style 7 – Attract Attention with Your Hat.

Wear a unique hat. You could wear a cowboy hat, a bowl on your head, straw hat, a sports helmet, a rain hat, etc.

Style 8 – Paint your face.

You could paint your own unique character or paint a typical character like a clown, joker, animal, plant, etc.

Style 9 – Put On a Mask.

Wear a mask. You could buy one or make one out of a paper bag. Just cut the nose, mouth and eyes out. You could also add other ****** features.

Style 10 – Attract Attention with Background.

Use an uncommon background. You could use an outside background, comedy wallpaper, a prop to look like you have a cartoon body, etc.

Everything you may have heard about making yourself unique might be true.

But this article has shown you some amazing ways to make yourself stand out of the rest through your website picture.

As I said, some of these styles might not suit your website but you can surely pick up an idea and polish your pic with these killer styles.

Your website theme might be internet marketing or you might wanna present yourself as a CEO of a multinational company. Therefore you might consider presenting yourself in a more professional way.

Or else if you’re a small business owner you might want to present yourself in a bit formal way.

But whatever you do make sure to apply these unique styles to stand out from the crowd and stick your image in the subconscious of your prospects.

Matthew Henderson asked:




Article marketing is an awesome way to provide content for sales letters, squeeze pages and blogs. To have enough content to get regular traffic you should spend time every month writing new articles. Eventually, you should have your articles scattered across the web, giving you hundreds of chances to get traffic to your site.

Article marketing is one of the greatest ways to get traffic on the internet and it is one of the few ways to get free traffic. Another reason you should be using article marketing strategies to market your website is that it will provide lasting traffic for a long time to come.

Article marketing and writing articles is also a great way for you to establish yourself as an expert or an authority in your field or niche.

There are a few things to consider when writing your articles.

Article Marketing Strategy Guidelines:

1. An article should be somewhere in the neighborhood of 400 to 800 words long.

2. Each article should be written or focused around one specific keyword phrase.

3. The keyword phrase should be used in the headline, the first and last paragraph and then just normally throughout the article as it makes sense.

4. Keyword density should be around 2% of your total words used in your article.

There are plenty of free tools available online that will tell you your keyword density within your article. If you find your density is too low, add keywords where you can without making the article sound weird. You can also edit out some of the text which will raise the keyword density.

If your articles keyword density is too high, then you will need to remove some of your keywords, write more text, or find different ways to say the same thing such as using the keyword “internet marketing” instead of “affiliate marketing”.

5. Submit your articles to the most popular article marketing directories.

6. Post your articles on your blog or site.

7. You should always include a link back to your site or product within the signature or resource box at article marketing directories.

Getting Ideas For Articles:

1. One of the first things I suggest you do is to use a keyword research tool such as the Google AdWords keyword tool, Wordtracker or SEObook and type in one of your niche keyword phrases.

This let’s you see what people are actually typing in and searching for on a regular basis. The reason for this is because you don’t want to be wasting your time writing an article about something that no one is interested in.

You can then write articles about any or all of those keyword phrases.

2. Check out discussion forums. What are people talking about?

3. Look at http://Amazon.com for popular books/sellers.

4. Watch the news and read the newspaper. What is happening in the world that gets brought up over and over?

5. Go to article marketing directories such as http://ezinearticles.com, http://isnare.com, http://goarticles.com and others to see what other people in your niche are writing about.

6. Perform a search at Google for some of your niche related keywords and see what results come up and to see what others are writing about.

Writing Your Articles:

Whether the article marketing guidelines above make sense or not, the biggest thing you need to focus on is moving forward.

The way to do that is to choose a specific keyword phrase to write your article about.

Make the article at somewhere between 400-700 words.

Use the main keyword phrase:

- In your title

- Your first paragraph

- Your last paragraph

- Where ever else you can for it to sound natural.

How Many Articles Should I Write?

The thing with articles are, with effective article marketing you need to continue to write articles on a regular basis. So what I’m saying here is not to write an article, post it, and then wait a month to write another article. Try writing 1 article per day, or at least a couple or so per week and post them as mentioned above.

The more articles you distribute, the more chances for people to find your articles and be directed to your site. Article marketing is an effective way to drive traffic to your web page. Remember, the greater the number of people seeing your site, the greater chance you have of selling your product or service.