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Christopher Markert asked:

Strap On the Strap-On

I guess this fantasy will prove Freud right. Some women wonder what a man sees and feels when he makes love to a woman. The only way for women to find out I guess, is to satisfy the “penis curiosity” by using a strap-on dildo. For many women this fantasy is the most difficult to accomplish. It requires a strap-on and a woman; the good thing is that a threesome can easily deliver both in a package!

The Sandwich

This fantasy is very exciting for many women. Having two men at the same time can be very erotic. As mentioned before, the sandwich is commonly known in the porn industry as “DP” or double penetration. If this is your fantasy and you wish to experience it, I suggest you practice first with a dildo and lots of lubricant. It’s not a good idea to try this on your first Aphrodite Trio (MMF) if you’ve not practiced earlier.

Sex with a Stranger

Many women secretly desire sex with a stranger they’ll never see again. I call this the “Holiday Maker” syndrome. After all, plenty of Northern European women go to the coastal resorts in Spain for example, with the sole purpose of having sex with an exotic stranger. The moment they arrive at their destination they leave all inhibitions behind and browse around the coast for a wild week in the sun.

That week she can forget about whom she is, who he is or where it’s headed. She doesn’t have to worry about family, friends, affection or reputation. She can be open, passionate and free. For many women, sex without the normal consequences sounds very liberating.

The Trio Rape

This is a common female fantasy and women that have experienced a threesome previously often confess to desire having a couple “forcing her into sex,” (obviously with no violence). Her dream revolves around her passively enjoying a couple making love to her without her having to do anything.

Female Exhibitionism

Girls like looking at other girls and the truth is; many women love being watched! Girls can get extremely turned on by the fact that someone is watching them perform sexually, whether it’s a female or a male watching. This form of erotism helps women build on their self-esteem, especially if the person watching is enjoying her performance.

Nude Photography

Many gals love being captured on film. The big turn on of this fantasy is to be the centre of attention of the photographers. Every year millions of women pay hundreds of dollars to have themselves photographed in semi-nude “glamour shots.” Some of the most beautiful erotic pictures created are taken of two naked women being together. They show innocence mixed with naughtiness, playfulness and femininity. This form of art is not pornography. If ever your pictures come out in the open, they wouldn’t be judged as being “dirty” or “distasteful.” The great thing about technology is that now digital cameras don’t need film that needs to be developed. Your pictures can remain private.

Suzy Bauer

Joe Palladino asked:




The bridal shower is one of the last nights before the wedding reception to get all the girls, bridesmaids, and wedding attendants together to just relax, take a break from all the planning, and have a fantastic time. Usually the maid of honor will plan the bridal shower and coordinate all the themes, decorations, favors, and food. If you’re faced with the task of planning this party in addition to helping the bride along with all of her planning, then you might find yourself in a position that comes with responsibility and some stress.

You should try taking a step back and thinking about what everyone wants out of this bridal shower. The common denominator is just the idea of having fun, so plan some events, games, or dances that everyone can participate in at the bridal shower. The party favors can have a big impact on the celebration, especially if you pick the perfect favors that will keep everyone engaged and talking throughout the party. A simple way of doing this is by shopping online.

The bridal shower should be a fun time that denotes the excitement of the upcoming wedding in which everyone will be at the height of their great moods and big hopes for the future. If you are planning a bridal shower and want to make it absolutely perfect then try including elements that will be present at the actual wedding party such as including some similar decorations, music, or activities to get everyone excited for the wedding and to give everybody a little taste of what they’ve been planning for the past few months.

One of the most important parts of the bridal shower, and, in fact, its namesake, is ‘showering’ the bride with gifts and warm wishes for her wedding. Give her some gifts for her new home such as linens, dinnerware and flatware, or just some decorations that will warm up the new home with the personalities of all the bride’s closest friends. Gag gifts and funny novelties are very popular at bridal showers. Here are some examples of what you can find online for bridal shower favors, bridal shower gifts, and any other accessories that you’ve been trying to find.

Heart Measuring Spoon:

These measuring spoons would be terrific gifts at your bridal shower especially if your guests love to cook and bake special treats in their own homes. The heart shaped spoons are a great reminder of the love that brings everyone together on your special day and is a great way to say thank you to everyone at the bridal shower for their help that they’ve given you with such great love.

Pewter Shell Bookmark:

What a great way to lead into a beach or summer themed wedding! These adorable bookmark charms will certainly be received in a great way by the guests at your bridal shower. The shell and starfish charms come on an elegant ribbon that will fit into any book that your guests are reading. They will certainly be thankful every time they need to mark a page and they end up reaching for this great keepsake from your fantastic party.

Thomas Jones asked:


Not all men are worthy of gifts, but there’s no telling why there shouldn’t be one for the guys who made your marriage heaven-sent: your groomsmen. You may be not the only person to give a gift for these guys, so if you want to stand out, there are a lot of unique groomsmen gift ideas around. All you need to do is make a wise choice.

In-season gift ideas

Themes work not only for women. Even guys have their seasons in time. When it’s spring, this rowdy bunch will start heading for the golf clubs to hit some balls or go deep fishing. So it might be smart to give them something that has to go with their favorite hobby of the season. It’s different when it’s Christmas of course; that means your gift has a dual purpose: Christmas present as well as thank-you gift. You can give him a personalized, tailored winter jacket or ski boots if he loves snow.

Thematic gift ideas

Next in line among unique groomsmen gift ideas has to do with themes. Some men have fascination for peculiar things. Others are into culture, like Native American while some are into Japanese. Some men also have great fascination for the Army, robotics, or space technology. The more men you make friends with, the more eccentricities you discover. In your quest for the right gift, it might help to know of some skeletons in his closet. Who knows it’ll trigger a self-realization on your groomsmen. It’s not that you have to buy a robot; you give him something he might be able to use, perhaps a manual on how to make robots. So much for having unique groomsmen gift ideas…

Antique gift ideas

Okay, when we say antique, you’re not about to bid on auctions for earthen jars and old, dusty thirteenth-century sofas. The principles behind the gift are trust, loyalty, and lifelong friendship. What could be a complete give-away of this? It may be a wristwatch handed down to you from your great-grandfather, a captain’s bonnet, a miniature original Mercedes, something that will seal off the groomsmen’s relationship with the newlyweds. Just don’t stage a tear-jerking scene when you hand in the gift. Even in the onset of gender equality, men are not yet comfortable showing tears to others.

Occupational gift ideas

Last among the list of unique groomsmen gift ideas are those that are related to these men’s practiced profession. An engraved money clip credit card holder may be something he can use. Of course, it’s harder when he’s Google’s owner or a venture capitalist who found luck in South Florida’s real estate. But the main point here is, simplify. It’s still the thought that counts, not the price. So for Mr. Google owner, you can give him an album of fun photos from people who work at his company. You can scribble a caption: This is why we love Google, not its owner. You know how American satire works wonders.

You can add more to this list. It’s when you harness creativity that you realize unique groomsmen gift ideas can turn weird, but funnier still and not any less memorable.

Donald Carmin asked:


Before your wedding day, you might want to spend some time now looking for unusual groomsmen wedding gifts for your best buds while you still have the time. Of course you would want the gift that you will find to be perfect so the most ideal thing to do is buy gifts that are not very common or very traditional.

Unusual groomsmen wedding gifts come in many forms and variations. Don’t think that unusual gifts for groomsmen mean that you are going to buy your best guy friends something unconventional and weird, or something that isn’t useful and important. Unusual groomsmen wedding gifts are those gifts that you cannot find just about anywhere else or those gifts that can only be bought from certain stores at very reasonable prices.

Yes, there are several unusual groomsmen wedding gifts out there you can find at very reasonable prices. There’s no need to worry that because these types of gifts are unique, they are priced relatively high because in fact, they aren’t. It’s all just a matter of looking. Be open to your options and to the suggestions of your friends because they just might have the best ideas when it comes to the gifts you will give to your groomsmen.

You must be able to define what makes a gift unusual for you and what makes a gift possibly different among the rest. You might want to check out different specialty stores that sell unique gift finds or antique stores where you can find several wonderful treasures. This way, you can be assured that your gift isn’t just unusual, it is also very unique and exciting to give to your groomsmen-something that they would really be excited to receive.

If there is a current sale happening in your area, you might also want to take a look at these stores where you can find the best deals. Or you might also want to check out outlet stores or over runs or stores that sell imported goods from different countries. If you and your groomsmen have gone to a trip to an Asian country together, you might want to give them a gift that will remind them of your trip.

Finding the unusual groomsmen wedding gifts is a fun and exciting thing to do. Imagine being able to personally buy gifts for your groomsmen and showing them your appreciation in a way that they would remember for the rest of their lives. One thing unusual is something he can always use but never expected to receive that as a gift like an engraved stainless steel key chain bottle opener. It sounds common but the fact that it’s engraved with something you want to put makes it unusual.

Giving your groomsmen a gift is a way for them to know how much you care and how much you love them and how much you would want to continue sharing a part of yourself with your groomsmen for the rest of your lives. You need to show your groomsmen the appreciation that you truly feel for them.

Angela White asked:


Grooms treasure wedding events but not as much as brides do. For brides, this is the event of their lifetime, the event that they have been dreaming of since they were nothing but little flower girls pretending to be blushing brides.

This is probably the reason why brides end up doing many funny things before, during, and even after the wedding. They want the event to be perfect and flawless to the point where they wind up doing funny, crazy, and strange things that would make them and their husbands holler in laughter a few years later.

Here are the top funny things that brides do.

1. The bride cries over the smallest things

It is understandable that the bride becomes sensitive during the whole period of wedding preparation, and more sensitive during the event itself. However, it can really be quite funny when some brides cry over the smallest things that are not even touching to begin with. Like when a bride sobs upon seeing a white flower because it reminds her of her wedding gown or how a bride spills tears upon hearing a song that is not even a romantic one just because it merely mentioned the word, “wedding.”

 

2. The bride does weird things because she is nervous

During the wedding event, you will find some brides extremely nervous and anxious. Some brides do weird hand gestures while talking to guests. Some tell weird jokes that are not funny at all. Some talk about strange stories that nobody wants to hear. All of these odd antics unconsciously happen because a bride wants to pacify the anxiety boiling inside her.

 

3. The bride turns into a bridezilla

Have you ever seen an obsessive woman in a white gown bossing around her bridesmaids, insulting family and relatives, and going ballistic with the florist or the wedding planner? You surely vowed never to become this kind of bride but when you are on the shoes of the bride and you feel the tension going around you, there is still that possibility of turning into a bridezilla.

 

While being a bridezilla is not really funny to most people especially to those that become the target of the bride’s wrath, it still belongs to this list because several years after the event, you can really laugh about how monstrous you have become during the wedding. Of course, it is best to avoid becoming one as much as possible.

 

4. The bride becomes too intoxicated with alcohol

 

It is normal to see brides drinking before the wedding event or during the reception to calm their nerves. However, this usually backfires when the bride winds up doing embarrassing things because of intoxication like dropping the bouquet, tripping over the gown, or falling off the stairs.

 

5. The bride eats too much chocolate cake

Some brides tend to eat too much when their nervous and when it is time to smile for the photograph, it would seem like a tooth is missing on your usually perfect row of white pearls.

 

6. The bride comes up with strange ideas for the wedding

In the desire to come up with a unique and memorable event, a bride sometimes ends up including strange ideas for the wedding like wearing a huge hat that is more funny than elegant or making the groomsmen wear electric blue suits that make them look like aliens from outer space.

If you are going to be a bride anytime soon, it would be a good idea to keep these things in mind so you have an idea of the things that you should stay away from. This can help you avoid doing things that you would regret.

 

Doug M. Johnson asked:




Are you having this weird feeling that every day you wake up you seem to be in marriage hell instead of being in married bliss? While most people say that this usually occurs when you have been in the marriage for far too long making things less romantic and more of a bore, there really is no specific time frame for married couples to just start bickering – signaling the end of the honeymoon period.

Sure, a fight is just a normal thing among couples, in fact, it does happen even to the best of the lot out there but what it your fights with your mate start to become more of an everyday thing? Worse, what if your fights seem to be all about the same issues – wherein nothing seems to be resolved?

It can certainly get frustrating and while some people are so quick to say that they’re ‘out’ and just can’t take all the fighting anymore, don’t you feel that your relationship still deserves a shot at getting better? Sure it might take some work, actually, a lot of work but that’s what marriage is all about – two people making a relationship work in spite of the odds.

So before you hoard all those self-help books on how to save your marriage or get into relationship therapy, read on first to find  out the right ways to save a marriage from going into a downward spiral.

Listen to your partner  – one of the most common mistakes that couples end up doing is that when they start to bicker, no one seems to be willing to talk things out and basically hear out each other’s side. This selfishness usually is the root of most marital problems while yes infidelity, and other problems may occur, if you are truly willing to work things out with your partner then all you really need to do is listen – and try your best to understand. If you still love your spouse and you still truly care about your marriage, you will make the effort to try to understand and forgive him or her for the wrongs that he or she has done. Likewise, if you are the one who is at fault, you must sincerely try to make an effort to earn back your spouse’s trust and respect. Remember, forgiving and forgetting is not really just a one-way process.

Refrain from keeping secrets from each other – now that all has been forgiven, you can’t really expect things to just go back to normal in spite of how understanding and loving your spouse may be, you constantly need to show him or her that you are truly deserving of all the love and trust that he or she has so generously given to you in spite of your flaws. And in case you are the one who has been hurt in the relationship, do not forget to do the right thing and give your spouse not just understanding but patience as well if he or she is already trying to show his or remorse about what has happened. If you keep dwelling on all the bad things then how do you expect that the two of you will be able to move on truly be able to save a marriage that is close to falling apart?